Для расслабления и переключения мозгов. Координация движений уже нарушена полностью.
1The man told his doctor that he wasn`t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you`re just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
2As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can`t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it`s due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I`ll come back when you`re sober."
3Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox.
4Doctor: You`re in good health. You`ll live to be eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
5A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you`re an ambulance!
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